What better way to celebrate the birth of that magical man than by losing in the most gut-wrenching, embarrassing fashion conceivable? Which brings me to this question (ponder aside to yourselves):
Who would you least like to have hit a game-winner on you…

A small, mythical gnome
Shaq
Your little sister
Linas Kleiza

It’s a thinker, but the correct answer in […]

Yes, I titled this entry after the song King of the Road by Roger Miller. Why would I do this you ask? After all, I am 25…not 65. Well, the answer is simple. I don’t know you well enough to get into it right now.
Anywho, the Kings finally won a roadie against the seemingly not […]

After the crushing depression that followed Kevin Martin’s injury (and the two unspeakably frustrating games the Kings somehow managed to lose) I am back! Hi!
Had the Kings lost this game as well I would likely have beaten someone nearby within an inch of their life. Luckily the Milwaukee Redds didn’t have enough at the end […]

Christ. Martin came down awkwardly (I guess) after a made basket at the end of the the third quarter Tuesday in the Kings’ 117-107 win over the Jazz. The replay didn’t show that he landed badly, but apparently it was bad enough to rip his groin in half and sideline him for up to six […]

It has been reported that Ron Artest’s four-year-old daughter, Diamond, has kidney cancer. This was the reason that he missed a game recently for what was reported at the time as “personal reasons.” I made a stupid little joke after that game, of course not knowing what the real cause of his absence was. It […]

Despite Francisco Garcia’s best efforts, the Kings hung on at the end to snuff out Rick Adelman’s return to ARCO, this time at the helm of the Rockets.
Instead of getting into the specifics of the game I would like to point out just how embarrassed and irritated I am over the coverage of Adelman’s return. […]