Get it? Huh? It’s like he’s a fish. Yeah, I’m clever and you all know it.

A lot has been said about the sideshow that is the Knicks, but allow me to add on:

Holy crap this team is awful. It’s like they’ve got 14 Jeff Spicoli’s and Isaiah Thomas is Mr. Hand, except I don’t see a mutual show of touching understanding ahead at the end of this movie. I say 14 because David Lee actually tries. He isn’t part of the horrendous dung heap that the rest of the team is.

There is just something so wrong with a team getting dominated at home by a team missing its three best players. The final score was 107-97, but let’s be honest, this was a 30-point drubbing that was chipped away at the end by a team that decided to try in the last three minutes.

Eddy Curry continues to be a miserable waste of time. His 24 points may deceive you, but he is thoroughly useless. He played 31 minutes and grabbed three rebounds. THREE. He reminds me of that really dumb, but massive kid you played against in middle school who scored 20 points but turned the ball over 36 times and was called for 12 offensive fouls because he had no idea what he was doing. You remember that kid? Yeah, that’s Curry.

Stephon Marbury is a joke, but I bet he still claims he’s the best point guard in the NBA. I’d have a harder time naming a worse PG than listing all the ones that are better. I’d rather have Beno Udrih for poop’s sake.

Anyways, Salmons set a new career-high with 32 points. He also added 11 rebounds, six assists, six steals and a blocked shot. Francisco Garcia was huge as well, putting up a Kirilenko-style 22 points, seven rebounds, two assists, three steals and two blocks. Brad Miller had 26 points and 16 boards, which is more funny than it is impressive, considering Randolph and Curry combined for six.

So, thanks to the Knicks for making that 0-4 home stand seem a distant memory. With the imminent returns of Bibby and Martin, maybe this team has a shot at a playoff run. Maybe…