Sorry, Randy Newman. I know you’ve been nominated for 212 Best Song Oscars for re-writing the same sappy, BS song over and over, but L.A. sucks.
You know what else sucks? The Kings’ play as of late.
The Lakers game was to be expected as the Kings have played like complete balls lately and the hideous truth […]

I thought for a while what to name this entry, but that one works as well as any. Among the other finalists were “John Salmons is total shit,” “Finish a layup, Kevin Martin,” and “Quincy Douby?”
After two relatively non-embarrassing games by the Kings’ giant first-round disappointment, I was ready to say something along the lines […]

The other shoe fell on Saturday as the Kings sent Mike Bibby to the Hawks in exchange for three expiring contracts named Anthony Johnson (a former 2nd-round pick of the Kings), Lorenzen Wright, Tyronn Lue and the not yet expired Shelden Williams.
The move speaks to the simply embarrassing array of talent in the West and […]

ARCO Arena continued to be a spur in the hide of the Texas teams on Monday, as the Kings sent the Mavs home with a stunning, amazing, compelling, thrilling and many other -ing verb performance, 122-120.
The Kings have now defeated ALL THREE Texas teams at home, which is something I just didn’t think possible, quite […]

Welcome to my first live blog!!! I hope to inform, enlighten and prod you into laughter. Maybe the Kings will win too as an added bonus.
First off, let’s introduce a drinking game…
Every time Francisco Garcia turns the ball over, well, you get the idea. If you follow along at home you will likely be quite […]

Kings 104, Magic 100. That was the final score. I’m gonna go all Tarantino on you and do this thing backwards. Looking at the score you’d think ‘Sweet, a win against a 15-5 road team.’ Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, but…
The 13-point lead that the Kings enjoyed with five minutes left suddenly turned into the all-too-familiar end of the […]

The “storm of the century,” as it was deemed in Northern California, knocked out my power from 9 a.m. on Friday until noon Sunday. I was forced to listen to two Kings games on a battery-powered radio. Not to mention the fact that I missed ALL FOUR NFL playoff games this weekend. Boo.
The Kings lost […]

Get it? Huh? It’s like he’s a fish. Yeah, I’m clever and you all know it.
A lot has been said about the sideshow that is the Knicks, but allow me to add on:
Holy crap this team is awful. It’s like they’ve got 14 Jeff Spicoli’s and Isaiah Thomas is Mr. Hand, except I don’t see […]

A short list of the current goings on:

3-2 road trip. Woot.
0-4 home stand. Butt.
Artest out a month with elbow surgery to remove “bone chips.” Ugh.
Bibby and Martin not coming back for another week or two.

So, I think that makes…yep, the Kings’ three best players out at the same time for an extended period. Isn’t it […]

What better way to celebrate the birth of that magical man than by losing in the most gut-wrenching, embarrassing fashion conceivable? Which brings me to this question (ponder aside to yourselves):
Who would you least like to have hit a game-winner on you…

A small, mythical gnome
Shaq
Your little sister
Linas Kleiza

It’s a thinker, but the correct answer in […]